What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has Anybody been gang banged? If yes, how many guys? Was it as much fun as looks on porn? Were you double penetrated? Answer all three questions - Elaborate.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What specific policy changes could the Labour Party implement to address the housing crisis in the UK, particularly in major cities like London?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC

Still no good

No go.

Next, they tried...

How do I create cinema-grade videos using AI?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Michaels acquires Joann’s intellectual property, private label brands - WSB-TV

Still no good.

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Trump’s FTC will approve an ad merger — with a gift to Elon Musk’s X - The Verge

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What should I do to stop being angered easily?