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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:31

No way
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC
Still no good
No go.
Next, they tried...
How do I create cinema-grade videos using AI?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Michaels acquires Joann’s intellectual property, private label brands - WSB-TV
Still no good.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Trump’s FTC will approve an ad merger — with a gift to Elon Musk’s X - The Verge
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds